tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68176685015621968292012-01-24T20:46:15.596-08:00The greatest fighting force the Earth has ever seen: The Wonder-hosts! Chuck Woolery! Bob Barker! Alex Trebek! Pat Sajak! Shandi Finnessey! And their secretary, Vanna White!Jordan Allemannnoreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817668501562196829.post-61218411106333617392009-10-13T21:20:00.000-07:002011-03-10T07:01:03.727-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/LetsMakeADeal2009.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 200px;" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/LetsMakeADeal2009.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Wayne Brady Invasion</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Synopsis</span>: <span style="font-family: arial;">Wayne Brady travels back in time and creates a world where he's always been the host of LMAD. The heroes must attempt to go back and stop the mess from ever occurring and restore their world.</span><br /><br />Plus, one of the Wonderhosts will be permanently sidelined at the hands of yet another new villain! <br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6817668501562196829-6121841110633361739?l=wonder-hosts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jordan Allemannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817668501562196829.post-27039510721362769242009-07-20T20:46:00.000-07:002009-07-20T20:48:38.106-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Pilot</span><br /></div><br />Opening Narration: There was a time when being a simple game show host meant little. That all changed when I gathered together the greatest fighting force the Earth has ever seen: The Wonder-hosts! Chuck Woolery! Bob Barker! Alex Trebek! Pat Sajak! Shandi Finnessey! And their secretary, Vanna White! I'm Richard, and I welcome you to Wonder-hosts!<br /><br />SUPER: We now return to Wonder-hosts!<br /><br />ACT I<br /><br />INT. HEADQUARTERS - MORNING<br /><br />Another quiet day at the Wonder-hosts' New York HQ. All of our heroes are quietly passing the time, when suddenly the phone rings!<br /><br />VANNA<br />Hello! Wonder-hosts, I turn the letters, you clap! Uh huh...uh huh...okay. Got it!<br /><br />The always excitable Pat Sajak is already suiting up in his combat tuxedo.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />So, what do we got Vanna? Another Whammy attack?<br /><br />BOB<br />Is the losing horn stuck again?<br /><br />VANNA<br />No guys, we've got quite a case here. Seems somebody has raided Millionaire's money in the glass case.<br /><br />ALEX<br /> I better go consult with Richard.<br /><br />BOB<br />You do that. It'll take me a while to suit up.<br /><br />INT. HQ BASEMENT - MOMENTS LATER<br /><br />Shandi is consulting with the computer which resembles HAL 9000 and sounds quite a bit like Richard Dawson, whilst Alex walks down the stairs. Coincidentally, the computer is named Richard.<br /><br />RICHARD<br /> Good morning Alex. How's Jeopardy?<br /><br />ALEX<br />So-so, Mr. Dawson. Oops, Richard.<br /><br />RICHARD<br />Hear we've got a problem.<br /><br />SHANDI<br />He already sensed it. Tell the Chuckness to start the car.<br /><br />RICHARD<br />I already started the car for you. You two better get going. Millionaire is a prestigious show and we don't want to keep it's two very important hosts waiting, do we?<br /><br />Alex and Shandi head out, with Shandi getting into her gear (a bikini).<br /><br />RICHARD<br />You know what happened when someone kept me waiting back in 74? Oh, of course nobody's here to listen...<br /><br />EXT. MILLIONAIRE STUDIOS - DAY<br /><br />A huge monster is looming atop the Millionaire building.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Well, looks like a typical day on the Love Connection.<br /><br />PAT<br />Alright guys and gal, power up!<br /><br />The five heroes equip their powers and slug it out with the gigantic bird-like beast.<br /><br />BOB<br />Haven't had this much trouble with a contestant since that guy cheated on Dice Game!<br /><br />SHANDI<br />You're telling me! I had to deal with the biggest geeks in history.<br /><br />Alex, always the smart one, deploys his magic checkbook which sucks the beast inside.<br /><br />PAT<br />Excellent as always Alex!<br /><br />ALEX<br />It's nothing really. Just a gift from from Merv.<br /><br />INT. MILLIONAIRE STUDIOS - CONTINUOUS<br /><br />Regis is fuming, as is Meredith at the destruction that had just occurred.<br /><br />REGIS<br />You know, you guys really have a problem with noise pollution!<br /><br />MEREDITH<br />Yeah, really. Do you know how much sleep I get on a given day?<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Eight hours?<br /><br />SHANDI<br />Not now, Chuckness!<br /><br />ALEX<br />Why don't you start at the beginning, Regis.<br /><br />Bob is distracted when a Spaniel walks by and proceeds down the hallway. He follows and the rest of the crew doesn't seem to notice.<br /><br />REGIS<br />Well, first off these ghouls waltz in and steal my Notre Dame jacket. Couldn't make 'em out since I was half asleep in the makeup chair.<br /><br />MEREDITH<br />Next thing you know...<br /><br />REGIS<br />I'm doing the talking here! So, the next thing you know, a racket is heard from down on the set and the opening music starts playing.<br /><br />Regis attempts to do the opening Millionaire theme, poorly.<br /><br />REGIS<br />I'm almost there when three other ghouls run off carrying the glass case full of money.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Was that even real money? You know, Millionaire is no Greed.<br /><br />REGIS<br />Don't give me that.<br /><br />PAT<br />Guys!<br /><br />MEREDITH<br />I gotta head back to 30 Rock. Looks like my episode won't be filmed today.<br /><br />REGIS<br />Yeah, it would be if these guys would do the job!<br /><br />PAT<br />GUYS! Where's Bob?<br /><br />A yell is heard from down the hall.<br /><br />BOB<br />We'll be right back after this announcement!<br /><br />SUPER: We now return to Wonder-hosts!<br /><br />ACT II<br /><br />FULL SHOT MILLIONAIRE SET - CONTINUOUS<br /><br />The heroes rush into the set of Millionaire only to find it devoid of anything unusual. Bob is merely sitting in the host's chair, laughing hysterically.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Um, Bob what's so funny?<br /><br />Bob continues laughing, as though he just watched the Tube Top Lady come on down and out.<br /><br />SHANDI<br />Shall I flash him?<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Um, isn't that something that only happens to me?<br /><br />PAT<br />I'll get him. Hang on.<br /><br />Bob begins to embiggen himself, growing to the height of the studio ceiling.<br /><br />PAT<br />On second thought, this is more than a one man job.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />More like a job for SuperChuck!<br /><br />Chuck levitates up Bob's eye level. He is subsequently knocked down to the floor right at the feet of Shandi.<br /><br />SHANDI<br />No witty quip about my lower body, Chuckness!<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Darn. I had a good one too!<br /><br />Bob is really angry and begins growing even larger. The heroes are forced to retreat outside.<br /><br />ALEX<br />We need to regroup everyone!<br /><br />INT. HEADQUARTERS - EVENING<br /><br />After a rather unusual morning and an afternoon full of planning, Alex and Richard have stumbled upon a plan to defeat the evil force overtaking Bob. He presents his plan to the gang.<br /><br />ALEX<br />According to our calculations, some non-corporeal force has infiltrated our dimension and subsequently overtaken the body of Bob Barker.<br /><br />PAT<br />Hmm, so the ghoul is extra-dimensional?<br /><br />ALEX<br />Richard has apparently had experience with them before.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />From the looks of 'em, I'd say it'll be a tougher fight than any Whammy has ever given us...<br /><br />SHANDI<br />Most likely. Tougher than a getting a Lingo with a bucket full of Stoppers.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Ewww, don't go there.<br /><br />ALEX<br />If we could get back on track. Richard and I formulated that Chuck's Power-bills thrown in tandem with Shandi's psychic mindlock might just weaken it enough for my checkbook to trap it.<br /><br />Vanna walks over to the gang.<br /><br />VANNA<br />You guys need to get the Hostmobile going.<br /><br />PAT<br />In his absence, I'll take the Showdown Wheel. Alex, the rocket launchers.<br /><br />ALEX<br />What is "they were installed yesterday?"<br /><br />They all head out in their respective vehicles. The Showdown Wheel has a tough time getting started, but Vanna gives it a spin and it's on the way!<br /><br />VANNA<br />We'll be right back!<br /><br />ACT III<br /><br />FULL SHOT TIME SQUARE - MOMENTS LATER<br /><br />The Wonder-hosts pull up in the Hostmobile. The Showdown Wheel blasts its way over several onlookers and right to the feet of the uber-large Bob Barker. Getting down to business, the heroes hop out of their lovely vehicle (actually a retrofitted and stretched Lincoln Continental.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />That's one way to make an entrance Pat!<br /><br />A lawyer for the city walks up in the midst of Bob's destruction of Time Square. Chuck pulls out his money, as though he already knows what's about to happen.<br /><br />LAWYER<br />Hey buddy! That won't work on me! The mayor's got a lot of...uh...<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Here, I'll let you take a look at that. Maybe feel it, smell it or something. That's ten grand right there.<br /><br />LAWYER<br />I feel the need for greed, Chuck.<br /><br />A car slams to the ground not far from them. The rest of the gang is taking on the huge Bob.<br /><br />LAWYER<br />On second thought, I'm gonna have to disappoint my firm and take the money.<br /><br />SHANDI<br />Chuckness! We need you over here, if you're not too busy.<br /><br />ALEX<br />Pat, utilize the the Wheel's rockets! Chuck, use your Power-bills!<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Uh, I just kinda gave 'em to that lawyer.<br /><br />PAT<br />Ugh, here! Take my spare Lose-a-Turns!<br /><br />Pat throws his triangular weapons to Chuck, who promptly blasts them toward Bob. The ghoul inhabiting Bob begins to separate from him.<br /><br />BOB<br />No! You will not! I must remain to claim Barker's...<br /><br />The ghoul separates completely and Alex opens the checkbook.<br /><br />GHOUL<br />Beauties!<br /><br />The ghoul is sucked inside the checkbook.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />All in a day's bribery...I mean work.<br /><br />INT. HQ BASEMENT - NIGHT<br /><br />The heroes and Vanna are gathered around Richard, discussing the days events.<br /><br />ALEX<br />Well, as usual, you were 100% correct Richard.<br /><br />RICHARD<br />We still missed one thing: the money from Millionaire.<br /><br />CHUCK<br />Uh, actually I might know something about that.<br /><br />Shandi walks in with the moolah in its glass case.<br /><br />SHANDI<br />Chuck's been trying to take that show down since they put Greed outta business.<br /><br />VANNA<br />Chuck, return the money.<br /><br />BOB<br />Yeah, you don't want Regis to fight you like I fought Sandler.<br /><br />INT. MILLIONAIRE SET - CONTINUOUS<br /><br />Regis sits in his chair, the set in ruins all around him. On the screen in front of him is security video of Chuck taking the money.<br /><br />REGIS<br />Now I've got all I need! I'm gonna take the Wonder-hosts down!<br /><br />FADE OUT<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6817668501562196829-2703951072136276924?l=wonder-hosts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jordan Allemannnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6817668501562196829.post-68305849639551239462009-07-20T20:39:00.001-07:002009-07-20T20:46:21.980-07:00This is an experiment. Essentially I will be writing mini-scripts in the vein of The Real Ghostbusters and Superfriends. It is called Wonder-Hosts.<br /><br />Wonder-Hosts<br /><br />Starring:<br />Chuck Woolery<br />Bob Barker<br />Alex Trebek<br />Pat Sajak<br />Shandi Finnessey<br />&<br />Vanna White<br /><br />There will be guest stars from various game shows and eventually other celebrities. This is all parody and is intended light-heartedly. If you would like to assist I'm willing to take submissions to expand this wacky universe.<br /><br />Enjoy!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6817668501562196829-6830584963955123946?l=wonder-hosts.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Jordan Allemannnoreply@blogger.com0